The third season of the animated series Family Guy premiered on 11th July 2001. The season aired a total of twenty two episodes. In the first episode, Brian becomes a police dog who sniffs drugs but ends up getting addicted to cocaine and is sent to a rehab while Peter and the family prepare to go on a cruise. At the rehab, a therapist tells Brian that Peter has a bad effect on him which upsets Brian and he leaves the rehab and the Griffin family who have cancelled their vacation, to do some soul searching. The family after finding that Brian is in Los Angeles directing films pay him a visit to encourage him in his new career unaware that Brian is actually directing pornography while Stewie is offered an appearance on Kids Say the Darndest Things.

Peter’s toy company is taken over by the El Dorado Cigarette company that uses the toys to sell out the cigarettes to the children and when Peter protests, he is made the President which pleases Lois as well. [read more...]

List of Family Guy Season 3 Episodes :-

1. The Thin White Line (1) - (Download) - Watch Video

Brian is searching for meaning in life. He thinks a lot and finally decides that he is going to help people around him. He does some self introspection and realizes that his sense of smell is the most powerful faculty available to him. So, he rightfully gauges that the job of a sniffer-dog in [read more]

2. Brian Does Hollywood (2) - (Download) - Watch Video

Brian goes to Hollywood to become a scriptwriter. He doesn’t get a proper job. When the Griffins announce their desire to pay him a visit in Los Angeles, he quickly takes up the first job offered to him, which involved directing a porno [read more]

3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington - (Download) - Watch Video

A huge conglomerate, which owns a major tobacco company, purchases Happy-Go-Lucky Toys. The management has been replaced, and Peter has been made President of the company. He sings praises about the tobacco company, and the management [read more]

4. One If By Clam, Two If By Sea - (Download) - Watch Video

Quahog has been paralyzed by a hurricane; Peter’s favorite bar ‘The Drunken Clam’ has incurred major damages. The owner is not in a position to repair the damages, so a British man buys the bar and converts it into [read more]

5. And the Wiener is... - (Download) - Watch Video

Peter decides to join a gun club to increase his size because he is envious of Chris’ great body. The twosome goes for a hunting trip, and encounters a dangerous situation. It is brains, and not brawns that [read more]

6. Death Lives - (Download) - Watch Video

Peter chooses to play golf with his buddies on the day of his wedding anniversary. Lightning strikes suddenly and he finds himself facing Mr. Death. Mr. Death doesn’t take him to the after-life; instead, he warns Peter that if he doesn’t learn from this near-death experience [read more]

7. Lethal Weapons - (Download) - Watch Video

It is fall season in Quahog, and the town is visited in great numbers by New Yorkers who don’t want to miss out on the sight of the leaves changing colors. Meanwhile Lois is surrounded by a lot of anxiety. [read more]

8. The Kiss Seen Around the World - (Download) - Watch Video

There’s an internship opportunity available at the local television station, and Meg gets the job. However, she discovers that her partner at the station is the most bullied kid in school. At the news station, she kisses Neil, and later realizes that he has filmed and [read more]

9. Mr. Saturday Knight - (Download) - Watch Video

Peter’s boss dies, and the toy factory is replaced by a Terminal Disease Institute. Peter has no job now, so he follows his passion, namely, that of acting as knight with the traveling Renaissance fair. However, his image gets tainted when he is caught in a compromising [read more]

10. Fish Out of Water - (Download) - Watch Video

Peter wants to become a fisherman, so he avails of a loan facility to purchase a fishing boat, and ends up losing everything he owned previously. Faced with the prospect of losing his family home, he tries to hunt [read more]

11. Emission Impossible - (Download) - Watch Video

Lois and Peter plan to have another baby. Stewie fears that they will ignore him if they do this. He wants to stop them from going in for a new baby, so he makes sure that they never sleep together. Finally, Stewie downsizes [read more]

12. To Love and Die in Dixie - (Download) - Watch Video

Chris helps the police identify a thief who has looted a convenience store. As part of the witness protection program, the Griffins are sent to a small town in the south. Here, the people of the town modify [read more]

13. Screwed The Pooch - (Download) - Watch Video

Brian accompanies Lois and Peter when they visit the Pewterschmidits. Brian displays his sexual prowess by impregnating the Pewterschmidit’s dog, Sea Breeze. Mr. Pewterschmidt gets irked over this [read more]

14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? - (Download) - Watch Video

Chris is fascinated by African-American culture. So, Peter decides that he needs to be taught something about his own culture as well. Peter takes him to an Irish heritage museum. In a genealogy book [read more]

15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled - (Download) - Watch Video

Joe is unable to catch up with a thief while giving him chase. This dents his pride and morale. Peter sympathizes with Joe, and offers to train him for the decathlon for handicapped athletes. Peter adds some [read more]

16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas - (Download) - Watch Video

Christmas season has started, and Peter is unable to find time to watch his Christmas favorites, like ‘Kiss Saves Santa’, which depicts their victory over the Christmas goons using an electric guitar as weapon. [read more]

17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows - (Download) - Watch Video

Brian has difficulty finding girls for self to date. He becomes depressed and turns to alcohol for some relief. Unfortunately, he is caught and booked for drunk driving. A court judge assigns him the task of caring [read more]

18. From Method to Madness - (Download) - Watch Video

Brian hears that the local theater is in search of characters to play a particular role in a play. Brian thinks that the role suits him fine, and auditions for the same. Meanwhile, Stewie enters the Quahog School [read more]

19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart - (Download) - Watch Video

Lois meets up with a friend from her college days. Peter becomes jealous because of the intimacy that they share with each other, and he has a tiff with Lois over this issue. The two end up at the marriage counselor’s bureau. The counselor advises a temporary separation [read more]

20. Road to Europe - (Download) - Watch Video

On a flight to Europe, Stewie and Brian are mistakenly packed into another flight headed for Saudi Arabia. They take shelter at a Comfort Inn. They hit upon an idea to get home in a hot air balloon, and end up visiting Italy and England. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter visit KISS Show [read more]

21. Family Guy Viewer Mail - (Download) - Watch Video

In this episode there are three stories which answer questions from three viewers respectively. The three questions are: What if the Griffins turn into dwarfs? What if Peter got hold of a Genie lamp which would allow him to make wishes, and have them granted by the genie? And last but not the least [read more]

22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - (Download) - Watch Video

 Peter buys volcano insurance, and Lois realizes that they now have a serious money problem; Peter prays for a Jewish ‘money guy’ to help him sort out this problem. God answers his prayers by sending Max Weinstein to their place, who happens to be a Jewish accountant. After the meeting with Max [read more]